{"product_id":"bampot-card","title":"BAMPOT CARD","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"229\"\u003eA card for your favourite bampot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"333\"\u003eAnd now for a lesson in endearing Scottish words - this one even made it into the Oxford dictionary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eBampot: an idiot; an objectionable or foolish person. Often shortened to “bam”. And of course, any eccentric named Thomas risks being dubbed Tam the Bam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"600\"\u003ePerfect for that pal who’s a total bampot - in the nicest possible way. Blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eHand designed by clever Nick of Hause \u0026amp; Havers and made and printed in Edinburgh on luxurious Olin Smooth Absolute White 300gsm card - silky smooth and beautifully bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"787\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"809\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eFolded vertically\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"837\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eWhite envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"875\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eCellophane wrapped for protection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"909\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"909\"\u003ePosted in a hardback envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"965\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"965\"\u003eFSC certified card from responsibly managed forests\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003eBritish sourced card and packaging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003eA funny Scottish birthday card guaranteed to make them laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HAUSE \u0026 HAVERS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46490378764596,"sku":"HHGC003","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8744\/4276\/files\/Bampot_def_card.jpg?v=1772633184","url":"https:\/\/www.haym.co.uk\/products\/bampot-card","provider":"HAYM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}