{"product_id":"youre-no-deid-yet-card","title":"YOU'RE NO DEID YET CARD","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eAnother year older? Look on the bright side, pal - you're no deid yet!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate another trip around the sun with this brilliantly cheeky You're Not Deid Yet Scottish Birthday Card by Scottish makers Hiya Pal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget the sentimental birthday wishes and heartfelt messages about getting older. This hilarious handmade card takes a typically Scottish approach to birthdays, reminding your favourite pal that things could always be worse!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for friends and family who appreciate a bit of dark humour, Scottish banter and a good laugh at their own expense, it's guaranteed to raise a smile, even if they're not quite so thrilled about another birthday!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLovingly designed, cut and pieced together by hand in Scotland, each card features genuine tartan fabric offcuts sourced from a kiltmaker in Edinburgh. Giving these beautiful leftover fabrics a new lease of life means every card is wonderfully unique, with its own combination of tartan colours and patterns.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from quality linen embossed card, this A6 greeting card is blank inside, leaving plenty of room for your own birthday message, whether that's something heartfelt or another cheeky reminder of their advancing years!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComplete with a recycled brown envelope and presented in a paper bag, it's a fun and thoughtful choice for anyone who appreciates Scottish craftsmanship, traditional tartan and plastic-free packaging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e As each card is handmade using genuine tartan offcuts, the colours and patterns will vary. The tartan on the card you receive may differ from the one shown in the product photographs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou're Not Deid Yet Scottish Birthday Card by Hiya Pal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny Scottish birthday greeting with cheeky humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and handmade in Scotland\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures genuine Scottish tartan fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTartan offcuts sourced from an Edinburgh kiltmaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuality linen embossed card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: A6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a recycled brown envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePresented in a paper bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic-free packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach card is unique, with varying tartan designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGetting older might be unavoidable, but at least you're no deid yet!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HIYA PAL","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46490393411892,"sku":"HP10","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/8744\/4276\/files\/youre-no-deid-yet_card.webp?v=1794441294","url":"https:\/\/www.haym.co.uk\/products\/youre-no-deid-yet-card","provider":"HAYM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}