• DL-sized 2026 Scottish Insult Calendar featuring bold Scots insults paired with colourful tartans.
  • DL-sized 2026 Scottish Insult Calendar featuring bold Scots insults paired with colourful tartans.
  • DL-sized 2026 Scottish Insult Calendar featuring bold Scots insults paired with colourful tartans.
  • DL-sized 2026 Scottish Insult Calendar featuring bold Scots insults paired with colourful tartans.
  • DL-sized 2026 Scottish Insult Calendar featuring bold Scots insults paired with colourful tartans.
  • DL-sized 2026 Scottish Insult Calendar featuring bold Scots insults paired with colourful tartans.
  • DL-sized Hiya Pal Scottish 2026 calendar featuring colourful Scottish words, one per month.
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SCOTTISH INSULTS CALENDAR

SCOTTISH INSULTS CALENDAR

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A 2026 calendar featuring some of Scotland’s finest insults paired with colourful tartans — the perfect combo of cheeky banter and Scottish pride.

It’s just a wee DL-sized calendar, but it’s big enough to pop yer pals’ birthdays in and bold enough to brighten any room.
Warning: this yin is NO for yer mammy or yer granny. It’s full of rude words, and I take zero responsibility if ye get a skelped arse for bringing it home.

This year’s insults include:
MANKY, ROASTER, JOBBY, SHITEBAG, NUGGET, FANNY, WEE WIDO, MIDDEN, ROCKET, BOGGIN, RADGE, YER MAW.

A hilarious gift for anyone who appreciates real Scottish humour and a proper good insult.

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